Ain’t nobody makin’ no craft cocktails at the swim up bar in the pool at the hotel along the beach.
My Piña Colada (2nd of the day by the way…) is some cheap-ass frozen concentrate mix with some canned pineapple juice and Malibu pineapple rum. Probably cost the hotel two bucks to make and they’re charging me seven for it.
Know what though?!? After a long, hot morning in the sun at the beach & the pool it tastes like the best damn cocktail you’ve ever had and it goes down easy. E-A-S-Y.
And it’s a swim up bar… you don’t even have to get out of the pool. Seven bucks don’t seem all that bad now does it?!? Times two and counting…